What would Jesus use?

Yesterday while watching football on Tivo and fast forwarding, I for a gazillion times saw an ad where some alien objects were falling from the sky like an steroid. Then the commercial shows a guy hovering over the fallen object and in the midst of dust and smoke, h he asks the questions 'What the heck is this thing?' ... or something to that effect. It turns out that the commercial was for the new Google Verizon phone 'Droid'.

And out of nowhere, my thoughts wandered. I started thinking about people who believe in the second coming of Jesus (Muslims, Christians). But the question that tickled my fancy after watching the Droid commercial was, "What would Jesus use as his phone on his second coming?"

Would Jesus use an iPhone, Blackberry or Droid? What would he be wearing on his second coming? Jeans, Khakis or Chinos? What brand would he be sporting? Gap, Calvin Klein or Armani? I couldn't help but notice this cheesy smile on my face as I pondered through the possibilities. Where would he land on his second coming? Jerusalem or LA? LA sound so much appropriate -Isn't LA after all a city of angels? What other place could be more apt for a prohphet to make a second landing? How would Jesus announce his coming? Last night outside Safeway I saw this guy in garb and sandals begging for money. It was obvious that he hadn't showered or shaved in days. I really thought he was Jesus until I noticed his long blonde dreadlocks. But then who knows, to mix will with the current population, Jesus may sport a blonde hairdo and flash his fancy Droid phone. Would he be texting kind of a dude too? What language would he text into? Does the smart phones have Armaic or Hebrew support? If not, they better get on to the new feature development. I am already thinking of writing to Steve Jobs to get his Apples in order for the second coming of Jesus.